The Best Cocktail Jokes and Memes Brought to You By CliQue Bar and Lounge


The Best Cocktail Jokes and Memes Brought to You By CliQue Bar and Lounge

Who doesn’t love a great cocktail? Here at CliQue Bar and Lounge, we simply can’t get enough of great cocktails, which is why with the New Year upon us, we have decided to celebrate our love of cocktails with some of the best cocktail memes that celebrate what makes cocktails so great. If you love cocktails, you too will appreciate some of our favorite cocktail memes that may just get you in the mood for a cocktail or two.

Cocktail Jokes and Memes

We’ve all been there before after a night of heavy drinking, where we swear up and down we will never drink again due to the pain caused by our hangover. Yes somehow, the next time a night of drinking calls we all find ourselves with a cocktail in hand.

Cocktail Jokes and Memes

Even Dr. Evil knows that just having “one drink” is hard for most of us cocktail lovers. Starting the night out that way never ends well for most of us.

Cocktail Jokes and Memes

Ron Burgundy doesn’t believe you’re having just one drink either.

Cocktail Jokes and Memes

Somehow after a night of fun CliQue Cocktails, juice and soda just doesn’t taste as good.

Cocktail Jokes and Memes

After a weekend of fun and a few cocktails, Mondays can seem like a major pain, even when you try to reimagine your Monday morning as a cocktail.

Here at CliQue Bar and Lounge, we love a good cocktail meme, but we also love a good cocktail joke. Here are just a few of our favorites. Chances are, our bartenders may have some better ones up their sleeves neck time you stop in.

  1. Vodka is made from potatoes. Potatoes are vegetables. Vegetables are good for you.

It may be flawed logic, but we like to subscribe to the idea that vodka is a vegetable.

  1. What is the best way to maintain a balanced diet? A cocktail in each hand.

Who doesn’t love double-fisting a good cocktail.

  1. What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? Olive or twist?

We love this joke for our fellow literary buffs.

While our jokes and memes may be a little on the silly side, the moral of all of these corny cocktail jokes is simple—here at CliQue Bar and Lounge, we love cocktails and we pride ourselves on this love of cocktails. You can see it in our love of cocktail jokes, but most importantly, you can see it in the quality cocktails we make at our bar each and every night. Stop in to the best lounge in Vegas CliQue today for a few jokes and even more great cocktails made by our expert staff and see first-hand how far our love of cocktails really goes.